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Sypniewski: The actual text of the “redneck” T-shirt

Top 10 Reasons you might be a Redneck Sports Fan if . . .

10. You’ve ever been shirtless at a freezing football game.

9. Your carpet used to be part of a football field.

8. Your basketball hoop used to be a fishing net.

7. There’s a roll of duct tape in your golf bag.

6. You know the Hooter’s menu by heart.

5. Your mama is banned from the front row at wrestling matches.

4. Your bowling team has it’s own fight song.

3. You think the “Bud Bowl” is real.

2. You wear a baseball cap to bed.

1. You’ve ever told your bookie “I was just kidding”.